"You cant walk in with a banana and expect everything to be peachy"

first vent of all, jersey shore is as real as life gets. real people nowadays are fake and pretend to be rich. love the show.

2. why the hell have they removed redsn0w from the whole fricken internet?! blackra1n doesnt work!!

3. recently came across a blog by a filipino maid (or pretend to be filipino maid) working in dubai. it sheds light on some good topics and a little insight into the psyche of domestic help. pretty interesting.

4. parents are weird. human psychology should be compulsory for every educated person. that is the only way i can imagine a world that's bearable to live in.

5. AC's dry you out. hte how i cant wear contacts in my house.

6. people who have perfect eyesight should be thankful and grateful every fricken day. poor eyesight just sucks. contacts are a bitch. frames feel weird on ur face and make people look ..not their best.

7. why does ferrari world look like a giant bacteria?

8. ke$ha looks like a man

9. ownagepranks on youtube is my new idol.

10. what is this new procedure which is making all the old women look so young n ...puffy skinned?

11. netflix only for US sucks ass.

12.  iphones set you back 8 years in technology (i had a 2mp camera phone 8 years ago) but the retared random applications are well worth it.

13. i want a ps3 in my dorm despite having zero playing talent

14. arab guys need to seek psychological help. globalization and all this new found money has definitely impacted them for the worse. Watching driven on mbc action just confirms it. and whats with all the damn graffitti? and why do ALL the guys dress the SAME? i wanna burn those ralph lauren polos with the fricken flags. i hate you RL. whats good for your business is horrendous for the arab guys' "fashion"!

15. arab societies are hypocritical. arab men are hypocrites. no wonder all the arab girls are self obsessed n fucked up in the head. oh and you know you have major social problems when the majority of your fellow females consider kim kardashian to be their idol. God help us all.

16. had a sad sad realization this week. rich people keep getting money and people who actually need money never get any that is intended for them. why do i say that? my rich friends, my sister and i have been studying on the same scholarship. my friends failed to meet their minimum academic requirement and got thrown out of their college. they got a warning along with a chance to switch schools. they got kicked out again along with a second switching schools opportunity. my sister got into an accident and despite the medical nature of the problem, she got thrown off the scholarship. do you see the double standards? the worst part is, my friends are rich enough to afford their school tuition out of their "pocket money". my sister on the other hand actually needs financial aid. go figure.